Chug-a-chug-a CHOO CHOO! The B&O railroad

Chug-a-chug-a CHOO CHOO! The B&O railroad has arrived! Next stop, get out of Jail free card, by Chance, draw one card, you may win or lose!

It was too much of a luck game if you asked Sam, and he refused to draw a card. Honestly, he didn't plan on getting arrested, so why would he need to get out of jail?

However, it turned out to be the Guatemalan version of Monopoly, abounding with unpronounceable street names. He was lucky enough to land on Simeón Cañas" Avenue on his first go,

but disaster struck by dint of nuances in Guatemalan rules. On "Go to Jail" 2 cops burst into the house & arrested him. His fate hung upon rolling doubles before they executed him.

He did this so well, it made headlines. He beat the odds and was transformed by the invisible hand into a cat, who was so charming he had his own youtube channel. The inquisitors

subscribed immediately and were treated to weekly video updates on his cute kitty antics.

It was an unwritten rule that at no time would his subscribers ever see him outside of his kitty costume. They didn't want to know who Spenser Shaun was. In the fantasy, they were

his acolytes and future publishers (after his demise), but Shakespeare Revenant went round in kitty fur appareled to change their pasts so that he might have a nice rest. Even so,

he found himself restless. Distressed, even. He kept washing his hands and saying "Scat, scat- freakin' cat!" until flights of agents sang him to his rest.