"Eh, look, I don't want to be rude, but I'm

  • "Eh, look, I don't want to be rude, but I'm not much of a conversationalist, and I really want to finish this article, a friend of mine wrote it, so... " "Don't let me stand in you

  • r way, then. I'll just go find another twelve-year-old boy named Neil wearing green in this school to save the magical world beyond this portal." The centaur trotted off, annoyed.

  • Just then, Jing Goo emerged from the washroom and by stroke of luck, bumped into the portal. Of course, Jing Goo was unaware, and before she knew it, she was disoriented.

  • Now, an aside to this fascinating story & just to make sure everybody knows...he word "disorientated" among Asians is highly offensive. It is best to say that Jing Goo got deported

  • For folding stories backwards. Somehow he misread the instructions!

  • Haha! What a guwgaw! Folding stories backwards meant you knew the future of the story and had to extrapolate backwards.He chose to tell a time traveling story about his past self

  • turning back the future to an earlier time when it would still be seen as the future. It was a delicate point to hit and he managed it more times than not. But lifetimes are made u

  • nimaginably full when you have in your possession a time machine. One lifetime can seem like ten depending on how many times you use it and which buttons you push.

  • The person who owned this particular Time Machine was now technically 804 years old, and wanted desperately to bow out of life, but now had appeared in so many time zones that

  • his face was known to people living eons apart. Neanderthals drew him on cave walls. Da Vinci painted him materializing in Florence. To find solace, he decided to leave Earth.



  1. Woab Jan 15 2018 @ 16:12

    But was he able to leave Time?

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