Credible witnesses were hard to come by.

Credible witnesses were hard to come by. Seeing a woman dressed like a male stuffed animal with all of the naturally occurring anatomy had become almost normal with the net, but a

bobble-head version of Renee Zellweger was right out. Ever since that time

they sold higher quality fleas to use in my flea circus. Unfortunately, my last circus came too close to my neighbor's dog sporting a new Advantix collar. No matter, my dentist

in Bangladesh had fleas, plenty of them, having sworn off western hygiene in favor of that crusty armor of grime & bacteria which accumulates after years of practicing dentistry in

a turnip truck. Turnips are roots and require much cleaning. Dentistry in a turnip truck is not what the dentists without boarders had signed up for. Inconvient for sure, but

then a root canal is a root canal so we drilled holes in the tops of all the turnips, filled them with with dental cement. Unfortunately, we didn't know these particular turnips

were of the especially delicious variety and were bound for the Prince's wedding feast. The bulbous root was an especially auspicious sign. We couldn't admit what we did, so we

rolled all of the evidence into a blanket and hauled it outside. It took all four of us to lift the bulging package, and all night to dig the hole, since we had no shovels.

We trudged to the local truck shop and took showers. Then we put on power suits, adjusted our ties, and went home to our families as if nothing had happened. "Same time next week?"