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first thing you do when you begin folding on FoldingStory is to be sure to begin with a pithy statement based off of the prior fold and then leave an opening for the next person to

totally take into a direction of deranged obscenity or perhaps a repetitious snow globe trope. If the person misspells a word then make a Strunk and White reference or the new fold

might not be immediately, or even abstractly, remotely coherently acceptable. Strunk and White references notwithstanding, it is much more current (and indeed concurrent) to consid

er the facts in this case. Had this incident occured only a few miles west punishment would be unlikely. But the storm chasers were in Kanasa, and you can not chase tornados with

even the mildest cases of dyslexia. We were forced to take action so action we took. We knew they weren't going to like being punished so we had to come heavy or not at all. The

consequense?One of them was a witch,and before we new...we were "dyslexiated".Revenge really is a plate better served cold,and none of us could read the menu anymore!

It affected are speech patturns. "Wee musk stop hte which!" "Switch?" "Know, Knot aye switch, aye witch!" Kwick wit the switch we terned on sprinkler. The which (witch?) started to

so we were doomed to Babel incoherently. But then the Wizard's agent signed us up to write texts for the Dadaist Slam Poet, "I am not a Pipe" who rediscovered in us his lost muse.