Exhausting the possibilities of modern pedagogy,

Exhausting the possibilities of modern pedagogy, teachers began to resort to "the old ways": Druidic magic, totems, shamanism and vision quests. Surprisingly, the latest data show

-ed routine beatings to be excitingly successful in keeping pupils silent and terrified. And the International Pedagogical Society was catching on. A resistance movement began

At the University of Chanplogono. Professor Ziti was teaching alchemy when he suddenly thought up and self published his theory of maniacal self disciplinary techniques. They were

poorly received and criticized by his academic peers for lacking a proper metaphysical schema of the self which was being "self"-disciplined. In his sorrow, Ziti took to drink.

on ho action, and since sex sells, everything just became smuttier until nothing was worth doing any longer. It was an apocalypse of culture, of taste. Ziti's job at The Pornorama

became outsourced to the girl scouts, who were now allowed to sell porn door-to-door. This left Ziti not only out of work, but also feeling like the human race was no better than

the lizard people who secretly enslaved them. This left Ziti no other choice but to contact The Man err- The Lizard to "deal with" the girl scouts. 6-6-6-9-4-2-0, Ziti waited patie

-ntly. Then Ziti waited impatiently. Then Ziti didn't wait anymore and went about his business. It was clear the Big Lizard was not going to acknowledge Ziti's girl scout concerns.

Ziti hid a week later when the girl scouts invaded the small island nation, overthrew, decapitated, stuffed & mounted the Big Lizard as a warning to all who do not heed warnings.