After many lives of vile deeds he was finally

After many lives of vile deeds he was finally reborn as a worm.Ah..The life of a worm! (S)he wriggled out of a muddy hole onto the pavement & let the rain pelt his glistening skin

. Then was eaten by a crow. Having had no opportunity to perform misdeeds, his karmic slate was wiped half clean, so that he returned in his next life as a wicked badger.

And became the famous Honey Badger on You Tube. Because only half his karmic slate had been wiped clean, he was captured by Quentin Tarantino and

Elayne Boosler. Tarantino and Boosler were working on a film project together after a death-promised they made when they were trapped in an elevator. They used a honeybadger

Tarantino wanted shot as Elayne Boosler wanted released on greener pastures,so the scene got cut and they started over.No mention of what Clooney wanted to do to the badger but it

likely involved getting as far away from a modern director as possible. Especially the badger, because the badger knew what Tarantino and Bay were known for. Clooney and Boosler

walked up to a suddenly appearing stage and performed their ever-famous comedy routine. One grabbed the Luther's neck, and the other started quacking like a duck and flew into the

Whole Foods where Charlie worked and bamboozled the customers into spending more money than they should have, much to their later chagrin. There were no refunds given, either. How

dare they not take back her laundry egg? Martha fumed: "I only used it once!" She hadn't even placed it on top of underwear. Well, not FILTHY ones. Why, there were 209 washes left!