The pied piper had gone to Los Angeles for

The pied piper had gone to Los Angeles for a recording contract, but discovered that there was no money in the music business anymore. In fact, some 14 year old kid had taken his m

-usic directly to the internet and now he's famous. The pied piper had missed the internet craze (or dare I say crazy?). He put down his pipes and picked up a guitar, that would

seem like a docile thing to do, but then suddenly it became a hydra! Who needed Napster when you have a musical hydra! The pied piper made the hydra play the William Tell overture

roid. The Piper discovers this while administering the Voight-Kampff test. The pig fails the pork rinds question. The screening ends. Siskel praises the hidden cymbalism & metamorp

hic force. Years later when Cannes is canned for serious clerical investigations, it's revealed that they actually administered a Mein Kampf test instead. The pig was not a Nazi.

The pig was a Mussolini-style fascist. Pink Floyd had warned us, years earlier, when they had floated an enormous inflatable pig above the Pentagon! But did you heed their warning?

Roger Waters looked at the pig in such disgust that it ran away. Lady Macbeth was sleepwalking at the time and almost crashed into the pig. The pig was never seen again! Quite a

strange coincidence, if you ask me. But that is another story.

And he was used to this kind of thing. The next time he ordered coffee, he gave his name as Xrojar, an unusual name to be sure, but one he knew the barista would encounter again.