There I was. The waves had washed me ashore

There I was. The waves had washed me ashore on this, apparently, deserted island. The storm had sunk the boat I was traveling on with my school friends. It was supposed to be the

day of my grandmothers wedding so there I was pondering on what I was going to do to get out of this place then there it was,the key for surviving right in front of me lying there

a box full of hundred dollar bills. This could last me a life time. That's if i spend the money wisely however. hmm, what to do, what to do. This was grandmother's money and

she stole it from her grandmother and so on. Well it was tradition for it so, i stole the money and left the empty box there. As i saw my grandmother open the box, she was excited

that she finally had a box to play in and made a fort out of it. She ran out of pillows and blankets, however, so the fort wasn't impenetrable. My little brother walked by and

jumped in her fort. naturally she screamed and tried to make him leave but the attempt failed. So I had to

drive to taco bell and get the party pack of tacos for $10. What a DEAL! Then

munch out and go to sleep

is how I spend Thanksgristmabordaylightsavingsaintpatty'salloweeneasterkingday. That's right, I'm a carpe diem dude. I do all the holidays all at once and boy does