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Jack White stared at the banana with such

  • Jack White stared at the banana with such force, that his entourage knew that something was wrong. He had a long and tortured history with this particular fruit, and it started

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  • At the zoo, where he once worked. Such horrifying memories of the bananas were devastating and life long.

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  • The color yellow would forever repel Sidney. And the smell! If only he had smeared Vicks on his nostrils before he went into the cage with his bucket of disinfectant.

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  • Idiotically, Sidney had smeared Vicks, the whole bottle, along the entire lining of his stomach. He didn't regret it, him recently entered the cage with a bucket of disinfectant.

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  • When Yokozuna chestslammed him & held him down with his trademark crabcake pin, having rubbed a bottle of vics on his chest beforehand made Sidney feel safe, but the sweatshield

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  • weigh more by the second. "Matteyo, baka!" Sid tried to scream out, but Yokozuna would have none of it. He pulled Sidney up and let go... Sidney flew over the bystanding

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  • fatsos that are near everything amazing but never a part of it. Sid and Yokozuna were battling like gods and these mopey crowds oggled from their "scooters."

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  • Nonstop,they were stuffing Cinnabons into their faces,their skin glistening from all the dropping grease.At one point,Sid and Yokozuna stopped fighting.To the fatsos,Sid said:"Eww,

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  • I think I just had an accident." Sid slid from the seat and sped toward the restaurant lavatory. Yokozuna had to laugh as Sid slipped along the greasy, grimy floor. "Yuck!"

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  • It was time to take the old standby mop and bucket, which came by itself towards us. "You called me?", it asked us. Had he become a robot without telling us? He cleaned it up.

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