"Boy, you always wanted two girls at once,

  • "Boy, you always wanted two girls at once, didn't you?"

  • He looked at the farmer and then at the farmer's two daughters, Suzanne and Summer. Fearing the worst, but not being able to help himself he took Suzanne and Summer to the bedroom

  • to play Doctor. He'd just placed his stethoscope on Suzanne's chest & asked her to breath in & out deeply when Summer who was keeping watch said my Dad's coming and he's got Bessy

  • hogtied and is threatening to turn her into steaks! Suzanne began breathing heavier; her heart sounded like wardrums in the stethoscope. Oh, savory beef! Summer screamed, "No daddy

  • , let's grill steak tonight! " This was 2012, four years before the deluge of ads from the air pollution police about not starting fires. These were the good old days, indeed.

  • But now, few people grill steak. The quality time with family and friends had been taken away. This beautiful, precious culture is going to disappear.

  • And it was up to me to reverse it! I fired up my grill with charcoal & hardwood chips, marinated my T-bones to juicy perfection& slapped 'em on the grate, wearing only my apron & a

  • big swarmy smile. I never realized how tempting my big ass must be to mosquitoes until just now. Can I put OFF on my butt? Nudism was turning out to be hard. The bugs, the sunburn

  • , the humiliating size comparisons… I made fists & shook them, squatted a little & stamped my feet, closed my eyes & screamed so hard my face turned red: "I don't wanna be a nudist

  • with my massiveness they always come at me with size jokes!" I turned and ran for cover but, before I could get away. They called out, "It's a blind nudist colony!" Peace at last!



  1. LordVacuity Aug 30 2017 @ 14:59

    But really, if you have decided to visit a nudist colony you should have worked that issue out before making the trip. If you are sitting in your chair in Quemado, Texas and you get an invitation to the The Sun Station in Roselawn, Indiana but you have to be Roman when you visit Roma. Do you go? If you were out the door before reading the invitation this might not be for you. Or it might be. I don't know what is coming after either.

  2. Rebbie Aug 30 2017 @ 15:23

    Ha ha ha! Being a roman at least would have come with a toga. The only consolation this guy got was a snazzy grilling apron. Hope it was a long one those grills can get awful hot.

  3. LordVacuity Aug 30 2017 @ 15:25

    I thought it was a gal.

  4. LordVacuity Aug 30 2017 @ 15:27

    I thought so because I saw PupleProf's avatar.

  5. LordVacuity Aug 30 2017 @ 15:32

    I guess since I am not really an Easter Island head, it is possible that PurpleProf is not really a woman in a purple dress stuck in a mime's box.

  6. Rebbie Aug 30 2017 @ 15:37

    Lol. Funny.

  7. SlimWhitman Aug 30 2017 @ 16:16

    It's hard to know, girl or boy, since the characters all disappeared in fold 5. For all we know it might have been the cow at the nudist colony, leaving the question open, what type of steak were being grilled. But then nobody has a cow as an avatar.

  8. LordVacuity Aug 30 2017 @ 16:22

    But she wasn't blind. Was she? Who let the naked blind woman near the grill?

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