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I heard this story, bit by bit,from various

  • I heard this story, bit by bit,from various people, &, as usually happens in such cases,each time it was different but each time just as true, but it alway started with the spatula

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  • being found on the doorstep, followed by many varied signs of the ominous events to occur. Neither priests nor doctors were of any avail to stop the pestilence that was to sweep

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  • across Europe. The grand old Duke of York had 10,000 men and he marched them up the hill to fight off the pestilence

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  • of the scourge of the 7-11's that had taken over the world. The Duke's army was met by 10,000 cashiers. Stand off. The 7-11 army had Slurpee canons. The Duke's

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  • Army was thirsty enough to take out their canteens, only to find no water. The 7-11 army threw slurpee canons at them, and they drank the kool-aid. Stand off.

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  • Then it was decided the next bout would be who could drink the nastiest thing. The Hot Dog Hut escalated the shit right out of the gate by drinking their own piss. The Sbarro Navy

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  • , in an attempt to one-up the hot dog guys display, mixed sour milk with a few rotten eggs and gulped it down. The Hot Dog Hut crew complained their drink was more disgusting, but

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  • I held up a finger. I began to gag before regurgitating the drink into a cup. With a grin, I offered the beverage to the Hot Dog But crew, laughing out loud at their faces as I

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  • simultaneously rubbed my tummy (in the classic "yummy" motion). The Hot Dog But crew backed away from me slowly, then began to run, leaving their food truck unattended. I went in

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  • side to discover their secret ingredient. I gasped at the sight of all those dog butts suspended over meat grinders & freed their yelping owners who bounded out to take revenge.

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5 Comments

  1. IceSquad Jun 06 2018 @ 16:09

    Not sure if the dogs themselves were also suspended or were liberated from that part of their anatomy & tied up somewhere in the truck.

  2. Woab Jun 06 2018 @ 17:09

    I read it as they were still intact. I liked your ending there, Ice!

  3. IceSquad Jun 06 2018 @ 17:22

    The setup was irresistable.

  4. SlimWhitman Jun 07 2018 @ 17:23

    Well it's weird, because given how it always started with the spatula, I thought that was a dead give away that it was hamburgers, butt no it was hot dogs!

  5. Zeypher Jun 09 2018 @ 13:24

    I was concerned when I realized what my phone had auto corrected "Hut" to, but it seems everything turned out fine :)

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