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I missed the starting gun. The first wave

  • I missed the starting gun. The first wave of parents had already fanned out & gotten all the easy eggs. My toddler was already way behind. I grabbed his hand & elbowed my way to a

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  • open patch of ground and quickly put my child to work. Unfortunately due to the late start we were soon swarmed by children who had picked the rest of the ground clean of eggs.

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  • My child found no Easter eggs. The tears came on. Then I saw a "lucky rabbit's" foot on the ground. Look, grab that. My child grabbed the foot. There was a giggle. The Easter Bunny

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  • Laughed and it sounded so strange coming from an animal that is nearly mute. Run! We have to leave right now! It may seek to avenge

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  • as our forefathers did in Bhopal, upon the shore of all-night amethyst. Killers

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  • don't have the same sense of morality as common folk, and it is for this reason that

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  • we must suspend No Consequences 4 Actions Day for the foreseeable future," said the mayor. "But, Talk Like a Pirate Day will proceed as planned." Protestors with signs that read

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  • "TRUE LOVE BEGINS WITH A CRAVAT" and "HOW DO YOU SPELL CONSECWENSIS?" sang 'Hare Hare' and set up an amateur joust tournament on Oxford Street. But Boris

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  • wondered if it was all worth it. Sure, Boris sang with the rest of the medevial re-enacters, but it hadn't brought Gwendolyn back to him. What he needed was a puppy with

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  • a heart of gold. So Boris bought Gwendolyn the puppy, but Natasha ensured he blew up. Smoldering, Boris and Natasha returned to the 20th century. The pup chewed all in sight.

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