Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind?
Wer reitet so spät durch Nacht und Wind?4
It is the father with his child. He has the boy well in his arm. He holds him safely, he keeps him warm. "My son, why do you hide your face so anxiously?" "Father, do you not see5
the light? Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night?" The father said, "Of course you fool! Can't you see I'm blinded by it?" The son said, "Ok, so now you know why I4
can't stand talking to you, you're always whining about your damn eyes. What about me? If I had legs, I'd kick your ass, you pathetic old twerp." His dad was aghast7
As his bionic son put his Zentite suit on. "Where did you get that?", he asked. "I want one too", he told his son.2
His son thought his father would just embarrass him in a Zentite suit since he had no prosthetic enhancements & tried to discourage him. "Dad, Zentite will chafe your4
delicate sensibilities," his son warned him, but he ignored the boy and wore the Zentite suit out to the opera that very night. Halfway through the overture he knew he had made a6
huge mistake, as the opera audience members sitting around him starting making a huge deal about it, taking pictures of him in the suit. Soon, his picture was viral on every4
Buzzfeed article. Every single one. No words anymore, just that single image over and over. It spread like a virus to other sites until the only thing left was that picture of him.6
The one of him when the Orange wig fell off to reveal he was the Night King and the other Oompa Loompas were the White Walkers.Winter has finally come to Amerika.3
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SlimWhitman Aug 12 2017 @ 05:23
Wouldn't the son be able to kick the father's ass if he was bionic?
SlimWhitman Aug 12 2017 @ 05:25
So now the Night King is the Earlkönig? Makes sense somehow,
Woab Aug 12 2017 @ 11:11
Lawrence's line was so wonderful. I love that the image precluded everything else.
LordVacuity Aug 12 2017 @ 11:21
I have to admit I flashed back to the close zoom in on the picture of Eisenhower in the principal's office in Porkys when Buelah is demanding a lineup so that she can look at the boys's tallywackers.
Lawrence Aug 13 2017 @ 09:29
Woab, this is the future of memes. Also thanks :)