This is a story about a secret castle, where

This is a story about a secret castle, where lives a little prince and many amazing animals, actually they are friends. You can take this story as a fairy tale, but it doesn't.

It takes itself way to seriously, as an epic novel, an intellectual tour de force, Pulizter Prize winning material, you get the picture. So the Princes' chief pet is a Pug named

Force. He's severely inbred, but still lovable. What else could he do but love his mistress

especially if it was against the rules. That was just the icing on the cake. He was a bad boy and he needed the bad boys to acknowledge that. His psyche was that fragile. Until the

bad boys accepted him as one of their own, he was doomed to wander the city streets alone, desperate for validation. He frowned at an empty drink can and booted it across the road.

The Mayor of the town was fighting bankruptcy and the streets were literally falling apart due to disrepair. One day, a fire broke out in the town Cafe, and it tore up half of the

shopping district because the firetruck's tires had been punctured by the potholes on the way to the call. The fire had to be put out with beer from a passing beer truck. The Mayor

had died earlier that year, also in a pothole-related accident, which left the town without a person to approve the filling of potholes, and also tragically out of beer.

The mayor was able to buy plenty of Corona brand beer, which was quite cheap for some reason. However, the truck carrying the beer crashed into yet another giant pothole. What a