This is a story about a secret castle, where

  • This is a story about a secret castle, where lives a little prince and many amazing animals, actually they are friends. You can take this story as a fairy tale, but it doesn't.

  • It takes itself way to seriously, as an epic novel, an intellectual tour de force, Pulizter Prize winning material, you get the picture. So the Princes' chief pet is a Pug named

  • Force. He's severely inbred, but still lovable. What else could he do but love his mistress

  • especially if it was against the rules. That was just the icing on the cake. He was a bad boy and he needed the bad boys to acknowledge that. His psyche was that fragile. Until the

  • bad boys accepted him as one of their own, he was doomed to wander the city streets alone, desperate for validation. He frowned at an empty drink can and booted it across the road.

  • There was nothing to do and no one to do anything with, and the city street was boring without any money to spend.

  • The Mayor of the town was fighting bankruptcy and the streets were literally falling apart due to disrepair. One day, a fire broke out in the town Cafe, and it tore up half of the

  • shopping district because the firetruck's tires had been punctured by the potholes on the way to the call. The fire had to be put out with beer from a passing beer truck. The Mayor

  • had died earlier that year, also in a pothole-related accident, which left the town without a person to approve the filling of potholes, and also tragically out of beer.

  • The mayor was able to buy plenty of Corona brand beer, which was quite cheap for some reason. However, the truck carrying the beer crashed into yet another giant pothole. What a



  1. Tweedlenoodl May 02 2020 @ 18:46

    So many plotholes and nobody to fill them.

  2. SlimWhitman May 03 2020 @ 08:43

    Welcome to the widening circle of final folders who can't find closure nootnoot!

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