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Voyage

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  • r 1 passed the Oort cloud & NASA stopped monitoring the probe with the deep space network & missed the change in its trajectory caused by planet X. The aliens were waiting

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  • in vain for your love because they had not heard Bob Marley's music yet. I took the aliens to a college dorm room and put "legend" on. The aliens totally

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  • hated it.So I tried Bach.Not their thing either.Stones.No!Bossa Nova.Kinda,but still a no.Samba...YES!The aliens got the rhythm at once and loved it!I took them to Carnaval in Rio.

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  • The aliens stomped their "feet" because they liked Tito's beat. They clapped their hands because they wanted some more. "Deese," I said to myself. These alien dudes weren't so bad.

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  • They were good cooks and foraged for food. On Planet Dkhghji they found plenty of taehw berries which had wheat germ in them. That was their breakfast! I was told sausage and eggs

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  • were a staple there, a reason for me to travel to Planet Dkhghji, but I was furious when they laughed at my question, saying they only ate the berries. What a let down. Sausage and

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  • Animals were illegal to eat on the Fourth Friday of the 10th month, every first year of each decade.

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  • I dropped my chicken leg and rushed to the calendar. It was October! and Friday! The police would be after my gourmand shenanigans. Where to hide? A knock! "TRICK OR TREAT!"

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  • "I have nary but TRIFLES," I wailed, flinging open the door. The police were there, dressed as Iron Man and a nun; they had cuffs. "Take my sweets; I regret nothing," I intoned.

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