Voyage

Voyage

r 1 passed the Oort cloud & NASA stopped monitoring the probe with the deep space network & missed the change in its trajectory caused by planet X. The aliens were waiting

in vain for your love because they had not heard Bob Marley's music yet. I took the aliens to a college dorm room and put "legend" on. The aliens totally

hated it.So I tried Bach.Not their thing either.Stones.No!Bossa Nova.Kinda,but still a no.Samba...YES!The aliens got the rhythm at once and loved it!I took them to Carnaval in Rio.

The aliens stomped their "feet" because they liked Tito's beat. They clapped their hands because they wanted some more. "Deese," I said to myself. These alien dudes weren't so bad.

were a staple there, a reason for me to travel to Planet Dkhghji, but I was furious when they laughed at my question, saying they only ate the berries. What a let down. Sausage and

Animals were illegal to eat on the Fourth Friday of the 10th month, every first year of each decade.

I dropped my chicken leg and rushed to the calendar. It was October! and Friday! The police would be after my gourmand shenanigans. Where to hide? A knock! "TRICK OR TREAT!"

"I have nary but TRIFLES," I wailed, flinging open the door. The police were there, dressed as Iron Man and a nun; they had cuffs. "Take my sweets; I regret nothing," I intoned.