Morgan Freeman looked at himself in the mirror

Morgan Freeman looked at himself in the mirror and sighed. Morgan Freeman was Morgan Freeman but he was so lonely. He needed to find someone to love him.

Morg, which is how Morgan Freeman calls himself, The Morg was going to find true love by meeting a woman who didn't know he was famous. He had to think. Where could he

go where no one knew he was famous? Morg felt a lightbulb go off. The Amish didn't know how famous he, Morgan freeman was! He'd find true love with an Amish woman!

He dusted off his Easy Reader togs and hitched a ride to Dutch Pennsylvania. Looking for an untethered Amish miss, Morgan Freeman strode into the corn. "Out-of-sightcous!"

he exclaimed as he spotted an alluring Amish lady bending over to slop the hogs. "Oh! Good sir, I didn't see you there," she said to Morgan Freeman, whom she did not recognize,

Freeman deliberated: Is this real life or a movie? He went with the odds & snarled:"I can't let you testify!" & pushed the Amish lady into the trough. "Are you nuts, Morgan?!" Oops

"You might have been God twice but get your shit together or we'll get Dustin Hoffman." The Amish lady really had been an Amish lady. She was trying to tell this black English man

that on the gamble he couldn't provide the goods, Rain Man would surely step in and deliver the lines deliver the lines yeah definitely be the divine. But would it sink in..

.or rather Rain Man would step in and sink in...the pfluff mud. Yeah ,the pfluff mud. Up to his knees, his chest, his chin....and then gone. The Rain was gone. Out comes the Sun!