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After finishing the eye bags & flappy folds

  • After finishing the eye bags & flappy folds under his chin & age spots, the transformation was complete. He put on the sweat pants & white Keds & pushed the walker to the door.

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  • When he opened the door his elderly date said, "What took you so long? You said you'd be here in a minute, I've been standing on the porch for 5 hours." His old man makeup slipped

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  • a bit at the temples. “I fell. It took me this long to get up." His elderly date squinted. “You look 68 but sound like you're 38.” He was actually 40, but dressed up as an old man

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  • . It was a common con, dress like a geezer, get old ladies to sign their life savings away, and then spend the rest of the year in Tahiti. It was working until his wrinkles melted.

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  • Plus half the time, the grannies were already being conned by their children and grandchildren who would make lots of wasteful purchases in their name. So his false winkles melted

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  • After a while of these conning incidents, the grannies tapped into their children and grandchildren's phone call, and heard everything.

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  • They prepared their weapons and hobbled over to the nearest grandchild's house, and burned it down with everyone inside. They swiftly moved on to the next house.

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  • They busted down the door and began to break everything and anyone who tried to stop them would be shot down, and when there was nothing left to break or murder, they left rapidly.

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  • and went from the place to get to their destination which is there house, and to have a break ,and have a hot cup of coffee.

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  • The coffee was delicious! I normally have my coffee with cream, sugar, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and a cherry on top, but this blend was perfect even without those things.

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