Do you like trolls? If the answer is yes,

Do you like trolls? If the answer is yes, feed me, the troll. How i started to be a troll? Well, i was at an computer. Navigating, like usual. Someone asked me if i was a noob. I

Unfortunately, I could not hack him. He had Norton.

However, the pentagon didn't and in no time at all I'd hacked my way in to their central servers and got plenty of interesting material from Afganistan, Irak etc. that WikiLeaks

had published to the internet 6 months prior. Apparently, WikiLeaks did a better job of backing up their servers than the government did, many of these files were corrupted

and so the government outlook system shot out photos of Biden that Leon Panetta kept on a secret server. Photos of Biden hugging Mandela, naked, at Burning Man, with gravity bongs

they had made from car tires and Biden's hair plugs. One photo showed the VP holding a sheet of acid printed with his own face, and the next few showed him taking every last

DVD from the Redbox at the piggly-wiggly. It was not clear if Biden had opened it with a crowbar or dark magic. What was clear was the celophane wrapped around his naked

body, threatening to cut off his circulation. He began turning blue as he franctically tried to free himself from the cling wrap. A Piggly-Wiggly employee said, "Don't get mad, get

new Glad Press n Seal wrap! It's far superior to other leading wraps when encasing your own body in plastic." And he gave me a knowing wink as he used the box cutter to free me.