Who here wants to try and take me?

Who here wants to try and take me?

said AndrewB73's mama. At the end of a long night, which was really morning three days after the spoken fact, AndrewB73's mama was thoroughly taken.

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The body fell out when the car hit the bump. The driver didn't notice though. She was busy reading her notes on white tail deer population fluctuations due to fracking operations.

The family of the deceased, however, were appalled to see their dead relative's corpse bounce out of the hearse and through the door of Ely's Vape 'n' Smoke Shoppe. It was no

laughing matter, but the recalcitrant staff members couldn't suppress their snorts and giggles. "Hey, look, it's a dead body," said a short young man with an e-cig in his mouth.

“Naaah, that ain’t no dead body!” said another staffer. “Wanna bet?” said the e-cig guy. “I’ll give him the old Coochie-Coochie-Coo test!” Mr. e-cig then pulled a feather from his

pocket and went 'coochie-coochie-coo!!" The body did not move. "See? Dead as a doornail!" the E-cig guy beamed. "Why do you have a feather in your pocket?" The other staffer asked

The E-cig guy promptly took a drag from the stem of the feather, and exhaled a cloud of smoke. "Our newest product. Featherettes!"