Meredith Klein's highest note could crack

Meredith Klein's highest note could crack much more than glass. But despite the prophecies and the prompting from all dimensions, she hated her role and decided she would not sing

. Meredith Klein decided she would just hum. The hum resounded in a shock wave that cracked the Hollywood Bowl and shifted the San Andreas fault.

The earthquake that sent a crack through the Hollywood Bowl swallowed up Billy Joel as he performed. He fell straight through to Hades were he was greeted by Cerberus.

There he sang "River of Dreams" and the King of Hades was most pleased. This was his favourite song from 1993! A new model of auto-rickshaw was premiered that same day. The King

the production of this play for five hundred years -yes, that's how long I've worked- so I hope that people enjoy it. After all, a play with just one sentence is a pretty big deal.

"Oh, I don't know," said Gertrude Stein, "I once wrote a play that was one sentence long, but it was a run-on sentence, and lasted twelve hours, and no-one cared at all." Clearly,

Gertrude Stein was referring to her alter ego, Alice B. Toklas’s evil cousin, Bonnie Parker (not that Bonnie Parker), who could ramble on for hours about Matzah with rye and spelt.

Bonnie was a bad influence on Gertrude, making her alter her famous quote to “Rose is a rose is a rose is a BITCH!” Her evil possessed Gertrude, and one day Gert's head spun around

and around and around and around and came clean off and took skyward screeching "Everything's coming up BITCHES!!!".