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This is the fish of my dreams.

  • This is the fish of my dreams.

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  • It might be a small, ineffectual fish, but it is mine. A sardine. OK, so I am not the most imaginative accountancy lawyer, but I know how to get the job done! My latest case

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  • of hemorrhoids was freakish, I mean it was like steel wool meets ghost pepper sauce. I had to put bubble wrap down my pants. I am an accountancy lawyer who

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  • loves too much. The fact that I make popping sounds when I sit down enhances my mystery. I make excel spreadsheets of inhuman complexity by day and sweet love to Mrs Bing next door

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  • to neighbor to Marc Tivo, who also emits strange sounds when he travels from room to room. *Plop, plop, plop!* "Mr. Tivo would sit down already? That's really distracting!"

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  • Marc Tivo sat down hard on a whoopie cushion. *BLART!* Then he giggled in a weird, high-pitched tone and would not stop, even when the police came and pistol-whipped him. He just

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  • lay there laughing. As we suspected the cops stated laughing gas was in the whoppie cushion. Why are we laugh though Bradon and Brandon? You are smiled the cops but your too high t

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  • Op hats give you away. I see you got something aromatic on your hands. It is not a stink bomb but oil of octopus. That is illegal. Did you know that? No?

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  • What's illegal the oil or the octopus? he sneered. You know, I didn't even mean to participate in this fold- it's all Julie's fault. She's my goldfish, she jumped outta her bowl an

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  • d I want everyone to know what a special pet she was. This is her epitaph. Julie was a good soul who never said anything inappropriate. She wasn't picky with her food, either. RIP.

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3 Comments

  1. Woab Mar 14 2017 @ 17:35

    Julie was the fish of my dreams.

  2. pinky Mar 14 2017 @ 18:00

    What are the odds that the first and last two folds would be about fish when the 6 inbetween had nothing to do with fish? It's gotta be a psychic thing, right? Nice... Oh and my condolences about Julie, Woab. Narf!

  3. Woab Mar 15 2017 @ 12:52

    She went to the giant flushing toilet in the sky... but yes, I think we do make some sort of psychic links here, sometimes!

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