Jimmy and Bob were sad one day. They wanted

Jimmy and Bob were sad one day. They wanted to go outside and play, but couldn't because of the rain. So instead the two boys..

decided that they were going to build a robot. It took them most of the day to complete their structure. When they were finished with it, they instructed the robot to

evict the tennant on the top floor, a giant gorilla and some blond had been squating in the recently vacated rooftop penthouse. Their robot began climbing up the building

ape waste which burned the robot's metallic skin. The gorilla jumped down and started thumping the robot who's circuitry bleeped a dying bleep.

The victorious gorilla wrenched the defunct robot in two, sending scrap metal flying in every direction. He thumped his chest, hooted, and generally made a fool of himself.

Their preferred candidate barred from the presidency because of several felony convictions, a large number of Republican voters decided to support the victorious gorilla in 2020.

But instead of being grateful, the gorilla peeled and ate them all at the Victory party, claiming that he was president and could do anything. In spite of this, the polls were

72/28% in his favour just weeks before the election. Never had people been so enamoured with a gorilla since George of the Jungle. They even forgave him keeping his wife in a cage.

And the people forgot about every wrongdoing he had ever committed. It was a lovely day for him, and in turn, the community. The election was won in the end. Forgiven...