The drums took over the moment. We all looked

Jays danced accross the water. Melancholy Fly Man had found his match with Little Neil on a Swan. The scientist watched as the two flies hold hands while the romantic scene played.

The scientist, confused about being able to see such small details between flies, threw off his badly-made prescription glasses and shouted:

"By the skull of greybeard! This does not make sense!" The scientist immediately called his counterpart in Zurich to compare findings. "Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!

" the voice on the phone exclaimed. "Well, I'll be a human's nephew!" the scientist replied, as he watched the fur grow rapidly upon his other hand. Suddenly craving bananas, he

took the next flight to Colombia. On the plane he morphed completely & the crew wondered how the monkey in 27A got there. They figured he was an extra from Planet of the Apes film,

which would do well at the box office, but was littered with PC undertones. The man-monkey called the flight attendant, and ordered a Bananatini. they'd be landing in Colombia in

Exactly six hours and 29 minutes. The passengers grew fur coats and horns. Man-monkey the flight attendant decreed that they would rule the world by 2158.

And if the man-goats weren't ruling the world with the man-monkeys within 200 years, then that was the least of their worries anyway. Their plane was set to land in Rome soon.

The pilot announced “We’ll be in Rome in 20 minutes.” “ROME?!? I thought we’re going to NOME, Alaska!” “I thought we’re flying HOME!” They decided next trip to hire a travel agent.