Ziiiiing! Oooomph. Ahhhrggghhh! Wump. Wimper.

Ziiiiing! Oooomph. Ahhhrggghhh! Wump. Wimper. Wumpwump.

Splash! Drip drip drip. Squish plop. Squish plop. Shhhhhluuuurp. Squish plop. Squish plop. Shhhhhluuuurp. Heavy breathing.

Grunt. Sigh... "More?" "Mm-hm, heheheheheh." Buurrrp - hic! Schlurrp, schlurrp. "Mmm." Clop, clop. Clop, clop. "Eh?" Zerrrp. Ping-pang-ting-tang...tong! "Doh! &%#@!" Grr.

Rf. Arf. Arf! Hahh hah hahh. Shlicka shlika shlika. Flap flop plap splap splop. "Fuuahh." Doot. Doodle-oo-doot! Bede bede bede. "I'm having deja vu!" Urp, uutt. Huaglua

screamed at the crowd. "Someone call a medic!" someone in the audience shouted. "I think he is seizing!" Chaos then ensued. People started to panic and run, trampling others in

their haste to see firsthand the blood, the gore, the brains splattered across the sidewalk. Sirens, flashing lights. Officer Shaunessey stepped out of his cruiser & sauntered over

To investigate. "Whose brains are these?", he asked witnesses. One man's cerebellum, another's frontal cortex, and so forth. Det. Manatee was taking copious notes and pictures.

Detective Manatee finally concluded that the brains belonged to Frankenstein's monster, but seeing as how the monster had never reported them missing, there was nothing left to do

but try them on himself. Manatee's mind was flooded with sudden clarity. For once, he knew what he had to do. He grabbed Seamus Levine... & did the Mash. They did the Monster Mash.