Barry Manilow stole into my room last night

  • Barry Manilow stole into my room last night at 3 a.m. At first I thought it was a dream, but when he crawled into my bed & began singing "Mandy," I knew something was up.

  • When he finished singing "Mandy," I asked him what he was doing in my bed. He just sang "Copacabana" and 3 backup singers crawled into bed with us. I really started freaking out.

  • "Why me? Why my bed?" I gibbered. Barry Manilow looked at me with his droopy eyes. "We've got nowhere else to go." I snuggled down between 2 of the plusher backing singers who kind

  • of first sang, "Copacabana," only to sudden transition into Coldplay's "Viva la Vida" and Lady Gaga's "Bad Romance."

  • It's was a weirdto go from sing copacabana toviva la vida and bad romace. what next sing one direction song then into 5sos and then marron 5 song.

  • After singing so many random songs that were shouted out to me by the strangely eclectic audience, I decided it was time to quench my thirst at the bar. I hopped off stage and made

  • a bee line to the ladies room. There was a line, of course. I got in line behind a couple of heifers who were wearing their hides three sizes too small. The Jersey one turned to me

  • and mooed loudly. "My apologies, ma'am," I said, stepping out of the queue. I didn't have time to wait for the cows to manoeuvre themselves into the tiny bathroom. I squatted down

  • behind a haystack to relieve myself and rued the day that I had taught the cows how to use the bathroom. Sure, there was less cleanup in the field, but the toilet fixture couldn't

  • handle the overload. No matter, I got right on the problem and am now the proud inventor of the patented Indoor Moo MooPoo Poo! Business is booming andhere's one cow in every home!



  1. Gibber Nov 23 2018 @ 19:42

    "Manoeuvre" sounds like something cows would do.

  2. LordVacuity Nov 23 2018 @ 20:14

    You maneuver a zeppelin. You mismaneuver the Hindenburg.

  3. Kyerra Nov 24 2018 @ 10:56

    This story made me chuckle! Udder chaos!

  4. Woab Nov 24 2018 @ 13:04

    Nice 3 year hop you made up there, Kyerra! Thanks for waking up the story.

  5. Kyerra Nov 24 2018 @ 13:24

    I try to look for older stories when I have time! I haven't had a chance to the last few days but I will again!

  6. Woab Nov 24 2018 @ 13:28

    Me too! When I'm bored, I just go down the list on the right-hand side of the ADD page. The hardest one is where you have to add to a random story! You never know what you'll be getting into, but that's fun, too. I am thankful for Folding Story and all the writers, here!

  7. Kyerra Nov 24 2018 @ 13:31

    Sometimes, I do the random ones when I can't decide. It can be a little nerve-wracking but then I'm usually able to come up with SOMETHING! Otherwise, I just click ADD then go for the dormant or aging ones if I have the time to do a few at once.

  8. ValkyrieGrrl Dec 20 2018 @ 22:07

    Apologies! I meant "THERE'S one cow in every room." Derp.

  9. LordVacuity Dec 20 2018 @ 22:19

    I think I was expecting the next folder to make the trip to the New Jersey Shore. Forgetaboutit!

  10. LordVacuity Dec 20 2018 @ 22:23

    But now I see we did make it to New Jersey afterall.

  11. ValkyrieGrrl Dec 22 2018 @ 06:21

    Woab: I do the eame thing - add to random stories. Otherwise I will spend more time trying to choose then I do Netflixing...:)

  12. ValkyrieGrrl Dec 22 2018 @ 06:22

    *same not eame ... (Note to self: learn how to type...)

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