Ruth was interested in learning a trade.

Ruth was interested in learning a trade. Each of her brothers had something they excelled at. James was the smith, Frederick was the tanner and Edward the hunter. Ruth wanted to

become a professional thief. So, Ruth ran away from home & became a thief apprentice to Robin Hood. To fit in with the Merry Men, she had to bind her ample breasts & pretend

that she was just like they were. However, Ruth knew that she was different because of the special powers that she had. She had three powers. They were

telekinesis,telemarketing skills,and tolerance.From all tree powers her favorite was telekenisis,of course.It came in hand when her boyfriend could not get

off the couch and get himself a drink, or so he said. She'd simply close her eyes and concentrate, and wham! The tasty beverage was ejected from the fridge and

slammed into her face, full frontal. The wrestling fridge jumped onto the couch and body slammed into her, quickly holding her in an arm bar. She tapped once, and the toaster

called the point. The fridge did not respect the ref, though. I held tighter. She dislocated her shoulder to get out of the armbar, and suplexed Fridge into the rug. The rug yelped

In some language no one knew and bit me. Ouch! Was this a dream? There was no bite mark on my arm just a tattoo that wasn't previously there. It read:

"Let me give you a tattoo of God then," I said to her, and I did. It took the rest of our lives to finish, but in the end it said everything. She hid it under her nun habit.