51

"To twerk. To rhythmically gyrate the lower

  • "To twerk. To rhythmically gyrate the lower fleshy extremities in a lascivious manner with the intent to elicit sexual arousal or laughter." 'Lower fleshy extremities' is too vague
  • .' Webster put 'lady bits' down and continued writing."Origin: 'twerking' derives from a contraction of the Anglo-Saxon 'to work.' example: 'I twerk the fields for my king.'"
  • "Quite accurate," thought Webster, recalling how the king enjoyed watching the Ango-Saxon maidens twerking so hard in the royal vegetable garden. Webster's next word was "selfie."
  • "Selfie: a picture which young women think are sexy, but really makes them look like stupid, hairless ducks." Webster wrote in his latest edition. Then he moved onto his next word:
  • Twerk: verb. To gyrate one's hips up and down with the buttocks extended to elicit a bouncing in the gluteous maximus. Rump shaking. Webster IV looked up his next submission:
  • Selfie: noun.Photograph or other graphic representation an insecure individual generates to elicit insincere compliments from others or for self-admiration.Webster's next new word:
  • Twerk: verb. To gyrate bottom half of body upside down. Usually resulting in urgent visit to osteopath or similar. Webster next new word:
  • Webster would not stab the other dictionaries in the back. He would remain on strike and show solidarity with his leather bound brothers. To him, dictionary games were abuse and
  • he would prove it by not being a stormtrooper today. See how the empire runs if everyone just doesn't show up to work. The emperor wants this battlestar finished, well, he'll have
  • to finish it. However, the rebels came and destroyed it. I became unemployed. That was until the secret apprentice of Darth Vader came and... (see the rest in Star Wars VII).
Started
2014-01-29 14:01:15
Finished
2014-12-08 14:59:46

6 Comments

  1. Avatar

    49erFaithful Dec 08 2014 @ 15:05

    Twelfie: noun. The final beer in a twelve pack; usually consumed just before taking a selfie while twerking.
  2. Avatar

    SlimWhitman Dec 08 2014 @ 16:52

    LOLled through this. Either there is a natural association between twerking and selfie or y'all are telepahtic.
  3. Avatar

    Chaz Dec 08 2014 @ 21:06

    Folderphesia:(n.) The loss of memory of the narrator from fold to fold.
  4. Avatar

    Gibber Dec 09 2014 @ 00:08

    How did this happen?
  5. Avatar

    PurpleProf Dec 09 2014 @ 00:37

    I think we know each other too well. I feel like holding hands and singing around a campfire with y'all...
  6. Avatar

    lucielucie Dec 09 2014 @ 14:03

    Except there's the rogue foldbot... out there in the forest... waiting to get us all...

Want to leave a comment?

Sign up!