Someone had to go. The hot air balloon was

Someone had to go. The hot air balloon was going to land in the volcano unless they did something quick. "I nominate John" said Michael, looking over the bubbling edge. "Hey,

" said John. He fetched his super-power hair-dryer, switched it on and blew the hot air balloon away from the volcano it had been bound to land in. The end. Or is it?

You see, the hairdryer plug was dangling - no electricity, no attitude control. The balloon pilot was banking on hot air upwelling above the volcano, but underestimated a tad the

lava that the volcano was spraying 100 feet into the air. The hot air balloon pilot began to panic. If only he had something to plug his hairdryer into. Then he could use it to

dry his hair after washing it with bottled water,so he could die pretty.But he cant give up! He plugged the hairdryer in a potato and started filling balloon with hot air. Hot lava

hot lava hot lava one two three" was the new cheer he was trying to persuade the new girl to yell at the company picnic. Hairdryer, potato, balloon, it's all a mess really.

When she yelled it was something in Polish no one understood. The audience was stumped and walked out en masse, except Shark Lady herself. Her cough was worse than ever, and Dr.

Pepper was the only thing that soothed it, but drinking too much of it gave her the runs, so she had to pace herself. The audience was returned its money and the show went under.

No that she noticed. Between being semi-drunk on the 'real" Dr. Pepper most of the time and her extended stays the bathroom, she was pretty unaware. We all felt sorry for her.