In the beginning there was the word. And

In the beginning there was the word. And the word was 'good'

and that's okay when there are only a couple of people alive. One "Good" word is fine for a year or two, but after Adam and Eve discovered the Hootchie Kootchie, and had a few kid

words exploded into existence. The most commonly used ones were "NO" "STOP" and "HELP" having generations of children for such a long time Adam and Eve were overwhelmed.

sex!" Adam smiled broadly, for he had the first boner and no other human (even if life continued on and on and on) could ever make that claim, "So," he said, "To know you is to sex

with others. To sex with others is to have lived a well lived life. O how many people I could bone with this first boner of mine." Adam looked forward, searching for the horizon.

But the fog in Adam's head from lack of sex made the horizon indiscernible. Of what use was his bone with no-one to bone? He tried a hole in a tree, but that was uncomfortable.

It felt wooden. "LAWD! Help me! I need me a...WHOA!" Adam stopped in his tracks. "Man!!!" "YES!" boomed God's voice through the sky. "THAT is your WHOAMAN!" "Can I touch her?" Adam

He was confused. But God didn't trick him and answered with a strong reverbering voice. "Only after you pay your debts. Every time I've blessed you shall be repaid now!"

"An obligation is hardly a blessing. It would seem each blessing cancels out each obligation. That means my balance is zero." God agreed and he kept it all anyway. He's God.