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Running toward me was the most adorable Labrador

  • Running toward me was the most adorable Labrador i had ever seen.

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  • Or so I thought. He was bounding towards me. White gleaming teeth charged at my throat. His mouth was frothing with white. I stopped.

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  • Applied the handbrake. Switched on the hazards. Phoned for help: "What seems to be the problem, sir?" "HELP ME!" I cried, the wolf was now nearly

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  • inside the car. The back window was good and smashed, the spiderweb cracks covered in saliva and blood from the impact of the horrible creature's muzzle.

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  • The creature itself had vanished for the moment, but I could hear it's thin, rasping breath from somewhere in the shadows at the edge of the road. It was wounded, but not fatally.

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  • "Do you need a first aid kit?' I called into the darkness by the road. "Yes, thank you," replied the piteous voice of the creature. Not daring to get too close, I tossed the kit

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  • in the direction of the voice. "No, behind you!" the sad creature replied. I turned but then realized my mistake. "GOTCHA!" I felt cold,slimy arms grasp me. "You are forever MINE!"

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  • Then light flooded our eyes. When mine adjusted everyone yelled, "Surprise!" And I saw my best friend from college wearing slimy costumed tentacles. laughing his arse off and all m

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  • y friends laughed too. My best friend had ordered that slimy costumed tentacles from RentACostume. Those tentacles reminded me of something. Ah yes,

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  • it reminded me of myself. I wrapped one of my tentacles around my best friend's face, where -- inconveniently for him -- all his spiracles were located. I let him live, but still.

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3 Comments

  1. BlastedHeath Sep 05 2018 @ 16:22

    OK, I'll start using real dashes now, instead of double hyphens.

  2. ValkyrieGrrl Sep 08 2018 @ 06:07

    Another story beautifully wrapped. Well done Blasted Health!

  3. SlimWhitman Sep 08 2018 @ 16:51

    Well wrapped by hyphenous tentacles

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