Who were the first Folders? Where did they

Who were the first Folders? Where did they come from and how were they created? According to evolution,

they were all old men with white beards who are pepperoni pizza for every meal.

They are known in this land as ZZ Top.

A new wax producer contacted the band for their marketing campaign aimed at hipsters and young artistic types. They refused, ofcourse, but not before

stuffing their pockets full of complimentary mints. The producer's assistant shot them dirty looks, but didn't reprimand the band. They hi-fived as they strutted from the office.

leaving behind a note. "the mints conceal the truth- covered in sheet of spearmint. the taste of rejection, accomplishment, and tomorrow fade with the melting tab on my palette"

I thought, as I discarded the note into the canal. What a shame. What a deep, unsettling shame. After looking around to ensure no-one had seen me I jumped back onto

the boat and started rowing down the canal,all those horrifying thoughts after reading the note was going on in my head and then suddenly I realized that it was all

-egory. The canal represented my life, the boat was my trajectory, and the note referred to my inner doubts. So I threw away the paddles and floated for a while, contemplating my