"Bloodsport, the animated series" was tucked

"Bloodsport, the animated series" was tucked under Spielberg's arm

the sign overhead that read EVERYTHING MUST GO! UP TO 50% OFF! I was browsing through a rack of evening gowns when Van Damme's leg roundhoused through a table prop for the set of

Top Ice Sculptor, spritzing me with shavings of a shattered swan. No matter. Van Damme be damned. I had found my glittering black gown for the end of the world. "Everything Must Go

Go!" And the world erupted into dance. "Everything Must Cha Cha!" As the music changed. The end of the world or the start of something new? Top Ice Sculptors were in a frenzy

as the world heated up and the ice began to melt. The ice sculptors were calling out "Stop!! You dancing lunatics are melting my masterpiece!" The warming (and dancing) continued

Until the lunatics collapsed from exhaustion. The black ice was also a factor in their deaths, Officer Joe ruled in the final report. The ice sculptors resumed their work and relax

-ed their standards. Now they could sculpt anything, not just ice. Shaving cream. Tin foil. Styrofoam. The ice sculpting contest had become a joke and all the lunatics knew it.

only lonely old Cootney Cody still ice sculpted. We fashionistas lived a life of felicity until the great blizzard of 2084. We had no way to escape. Power died and so did we but

Our fashion legacy would be a beacon through the ages. A legacy that showed that we were all in this together & you might as well look chic while you suffered life's absurdities.