I was only 6 when it happened. It... took

I was only 6 when it happened. It... took over the world. My parents were helpless towards that growing menace. It's like they all had their minds drained. I was lucky to have been

dropped in a gutter on thier way to the yearly sacrifice. I couldn't survive, but some refugees took me in. I currently llive in an empty football stadium with 50 others. I need to

get out of here I said to myself then I

But Freud's masterful Germanic composure bottled up this exciting, but hysterical diagnosis. Instead he poured his mother another scotch. How long until the old bag keels over

, but the boat stayed amast. Momma Freud looked pretty green, however, and probably was not going to enter the wet t-shirt contest after all. Siggy was not enjoying this cruise.

Siggy didn't like wet T-Shirt contests, he liked walks with his auntie, and mint julip on Sudays after Church. Sitting there on the Cruise ship, Siggy decided he would politely

decline the invitation, or perhaps propose to host the Costa Concordia marathon. This lifted his spirit somewhat and he started to plot the course, trying to include all 17 decks

in the Magic: the Gathering tournament he hoped would cap off the entire affair. Idly re-taping the bridge of his glasses, he ruminated on the nearest Deep Space Nine poster until

he noticed after putting his glasses back on he was staring at Jadzia Dax wearing a "Talk Nerdy to Me" T-shirt. He thought he'd gotten lucky until Worf showed up for a threesome.