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I was only 6 when it happened. It... took

  • I was only 6 when it happened. It... took over the world. My parents were helpless towards that growing menace. It's like they all had their minds drained. I was lucky to have been

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  • dropped in a gutter on thier way to the yearly sacrifice. I couldn't survive, but some refugees took me in. I currently llive in an empty football stadium with 50 others. I need to

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  • get out of here I said to myself then I

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  • thought " THAT BITCH IS CRAAAAZZY!! hmm hm!"

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  • But Freud's masterful Germanic composure bottled up this exciting, but hysterical diagnosis. Instead he poured his mother another scotch. How long until the old bag keels over

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  • , but the boat stayed amast. Momma Freud looked pretty green, however, and probably was not going to enter the wet t-shirt contest after all. Siggy was not enjoying this cruise.

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  • Siggy didn't like wet T-Shirt contests, he liked walks with his auntie, and mint julip on Sudays after Church. Sitting there on the Cruise ship, Siggy decided he would politely

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  • decline the invitation, or perhaps propose to host the Costa Concordia marathon. This lifted his spirit somewhat and he started to plot the course, trying to include all 17 decks

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  • in the Magic: the Gathering tournament he hoped would cap off the entire affair. Idly re-taping the bridge of his glasses, he ruminated on the nearest Deep Space Nine poster until

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  • he noticed after putting his glasses back on he was staring at Jadzia Dax wearing a "Talk Nerdy to Me" T-shirt. He thought he'd gotten lucky until Worf showed up for a threesome.

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