They squared up to each other. Everyone was

They squared up to each other. Everyone was shouting. They were breathing deeply, glaring harshly into one anothers eyes. Walkie talkies were cracklng with distress.

there was slience no-on would think to say a word

realised that his trousers had fallen down to his ankles revealing the Superman pants his moher bought for him on his 12th birthday.

Everybody paused, stared at him looked down at his Superman pants and burst out with laughter

But being a superhero he gritted his teeth looked up and got on with the job!

After Spiderman finished up with the toilets, he sprayed some grout-b-gone on the shower and went to check the dishwasher. Friggin thing was still running so he called up MaryJane

and screamed, "We have no MORE BOWLS!!!" Mary Jane was watching Mad Men and could care less. Did she have to figure everything out. Spidey muttered "bitch" under his breath and

decided to turn off the hot water the next morning after he had taken his shower so she would have to suffer with cold. Sure it might be torture, but he had been wrestling with his

conscience and won.Unfortunately, he closed the wrong tap. To make him atone for her scalded flesh she ironed his crotch.