I guess Mabel Jones was tired of being the

I guess Mabel Jones was tired of being the outcast of the neighborhood. One Saturday morning she released a squadron of autonomous weaponized robots from her two-car garage. Jeff

was the first to notice, and was just able to sound the community's weaponized robot invasion alarm before taking a fatal round in the neck. Mabel's robot swarm spread throughout

the town of Warbleton.avenging her incarceration for two cases of botulism caused by her homemade Farkleberry jam. Mabel controlled the tiny invading robots from her house arrest

ingly situated halfway over the lip of the Grand Canyon. There was the ever-present isk of the whole place tumbling over the edge, but how else could she control the mini-robots

from doing what they did best, world domination and drinking all the orange juice in the fridge without throwing away the carton. I'm not sure what the inventor was thinking, but

clearly he was under some kind of influence at the time. The dude was known for inventing stuff while high.

He once invented a new cryptocurrency that briefly was worth more than the universe but quickly crashed and nobody noticed it while up on top of a kid's slide in the park. The kid

cryptocurrency was abolished and it all became worthless. The caretaker cursed his bad luck and threw the obsolete money into the park dumpster. A homeless girl named Gert found it

odd that a "virtual" currency end up in an a corporal apparatus, & summoned Mulder & Scully. The intrepid duo predicted a hostile takeover and took permanent cover in the dumpster.