Had I figured it out a year later, I wouldn't

Had I figured it out a year later, I wouldn't have had so much trouble, but as it is, my therapist thinks I'm crazy. I don't understand. I only asked if it could be fixed. Sheesh!

The subject of fava beans and chianti probably shouldn't have come up, but I wanted to try them with some liver since I caught part of the end of some movie. My shrink thought I

obsessed over food but it was his love. He loved the scents, the flavors, the essence of the food itself. He opened the spice cupboard to see what he could add and found some

but he found some letters. These are from his love "Amanda" the "Chef" of Paradise hotel. so he decided to meet her in the green park.

In the park he was walking along the path looking for Amanda, holding her letters, when he was attacked by ninjas. The ninjas wanted the letters.

How could the ninjas be connected to Amanda? Why were her letters so important to the ninjas?

.. wait! maybe, just maybe it has something to do with the secret ninja-scroll she stole from their dojo while killing dozens of guards and mutilating the son of BigBoss. Or maybe

It was the conversation hearts. She loved 2sweet2B4gotten best. It always came in pink and was printed double sided, because love looks good from all angles. She kissed Abe Vigoda

's Barney Miller headshot and placed it on the odd valentine. Rita's retro valentines would be the hit of her third grade class!