Chloe couldn't wait to start school! She

Chloe couldn't wait to start school! She had a new dress and new shoes. She even got a brand new lunchbox with a ballerina on it. She couldn't wait to meet all the new kids.

She was especially excited to meet her new teacher. Chloe loved her teacher last year and hoped that her new one would be just as nice.

"My name is Mr Sykes." The new teacher announced. Chloe sat on the edge of her seat. "Sit on your seat properly." He said. Chloe blushed.

But seat was vibrating because the floor was vibrating, and the floor was vibrating because the foundation was vibrating, and the foundation was vibrating because the ground was

tearing itself apart and roiling and howling like a pack of hellhounds thrown into the ocean. Needless to say,

the young initiates were terrified, but the commander barked at them to stand their ground. They raised their weapons, limbs shaking, none daring to step down for fear of losing

the support from the man next to him. The rookies shuffled their feet forward, each looking ahead towards their certain death. The commander, atop his AT-AT grinned, Skywalker was

sold to Disney and relieved of his dignity and intelligence. Now, he was parading around with cartoon mermaids and computer-modeled cars. Soon, he felt the pangs of suicide.

He shrugged it off. It was getting stronger, and stronger. He went on a quest to find the dignity stone of bananas in the Himalayas. That's a story.... For another day.