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I was surrounded. There were thousands of

  • I was surrounded. There were thousands of the monsters. Defeating them was inconcievable. Nevertheless, I drew my epic sword of destiny and prepared for their assualt. As they ran
  • I looked at my fellow soldiers around me and said "screw this i'm going home to watch Judge Judy"
  • As I was walking home. My fellow soldiers ambushed me! I screamed "Friendly fire, friendly fire!" but suddenly as I started running away. Rambo leaped out of the bushes and
  • shrieked a steroid-laden sweaty neck-veined yawlp. Rambo sprayed bullets in my direction. I waved an American flag to let him know I was on HIS side but
  • his head band covered his eyes so he was firing blindly. The napalm barrage of the jungle made my ears ring. When the smoke settled I yelled,"Rambo, you going the wrong way!"
  • But it was no use. Rambo proceeded to slaughter several friendlies with a tenaciousness not seen since my mother-in-law found my stash of IT'S-ITs. The jungle was littered with sev
  • erely severed limbs, heads and torn bodies. While Rambo was enjoying himself, I quivered and frantically dug a hole to hide in. If he did THIS to friendlies, I didn't want to be
  • on the receiving end when Rambo very unfortunately joined the Taliban militia in his third movie. Was it third? I could have just asked him, but he was unapproachable, as it were.
  • You see, Adrienne went through menopause and that had sent Rambo right over the edge. A pity, really...although Rambo did look ruggedly handsome in his Taliban gear. Adrienne
  • gave Rambo a piece of her mind, and he gave her a piece of his [No animals were harmed in the making of this fold].
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2011-08-26 11:40:07
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2012-10-20 00:03:14

4 Comments

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    KieferSkunk Oct 20 2012 @ 00:05

    Wow. When Rambo becomes unhinged, he REALLY becomes unhinged!
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    Chaz Oct 20 2012 @ 07:29

    "I've always believed that the mind is the best weapon." - Rambo, Rambo II
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    KieferSkunk Nov 27 2013 @ 01:23

    Did a reading here: http://www.mediafire.com/listen/q85v09vmsmgvmgv/rambo_unhinged.mp3
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    lucielucie Dec 03 2013 @ 18:00

    Haha so funny!

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