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"You don't understand. No one does. God.

  • "You don't understand. No one does. God. My leg is made of a stack of Krispey Kremes. Do you know how hard it is to put my damn shoes on?!?! Of course you don't!" Shouter Ted

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  • Bill looked at Ted's leg. "Man, that's awful, dude." Although he felt sorry for his friend, he couldn't resist. He leaped forward and gnawed at Ted's Krispey Kreme leg. Ted screame

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  • D bloody murder. Three years later, he was reincarnated as a hermit who loved folding stories. He folded so many stories that few could equal his record. 57 times, he participated

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  • in a world wide story folding challenge being held in Brussels. He was the only participant from the small town of Adamsville, Alabama and flaunted his brilliance like a badge.

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  • "The last participant we had from Adamsville, Alabama flaunted his brilliance like a badge as well and well his turned out not to be all that brilliant. Badges here are Legion and

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  • are the equivalent of giving everyone a participation trophy at a youth function. Brains, on the other hand, are a lot harder to come by. The participants who do not have enough do

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  • -nuts will have to make do with toast. Puppet characters from 1950's TV shows will come forth to claim the brains and will go on to win Nobel prizes. Kookla and Ollie won a joint

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  • Nobel Chemistry Prize when they proved puppets fart. However, Fran ratted Kukla & Ollie out to the Nobel committee, saying Burr Tillstrom made the fart noises with his mouth. This

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  • served as no deterrent. "Jag vet att du i hemlighet älskar lutefisk!" The gig was up. Fran had turned states evidence against his longtime companions and served them u to the Nobe

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  • L warriors of Liarville

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