It was a good day for Sarah JP Dark when

It was a good day for Sarah JP Dark when she found the stash of estrogen. She took one of the syringes and pushed it in her thigh. She could almost feel them growing in her

ovaries. The babies. Nine months later Sarah JP Dark gave birth to twenty-seven identical girls, each brimming with estrogen. Twelve of them

escaped one day, never to be seen again. The Times called it Baby Roanoke. "Oh well, I still have most of them" said Sarah JP Dark. Her 15 remaining baby girls began plotting to

overthrow their mother even before they were weaned, plotting interpsychically. Sarah JP Dark was no more psi-blind than her vicious girls, but she hoped that fugitive Baby Roanoke

Taking out duct tape, she made a red line across the bedroom floor. "I claim my bed and all I survey to be the Utopian colony VIrginia! Long live the Queen." Her little sister was

dressing all her little dolls in Nazi uniforms and planning a takeover of her older sister's side of the room. Virginia laughed until the tanks began to invade her My Little Pony

Corral at the OK Corral. The Nazi regalia didn't mean a thing to Doc Holiday and Wyatt Warp but they knew the swagger. Another Master Race. Doc rolled himself a cigarette & tucked

his revolver into his belt. “Ready for this, Doc?” asked Wyatt. “Yes,” said Doc. The Nazis goose-stepped into OK Corral. “Put up your hands!” The Nazis did the straight-arm salute.

Cowboys v Nazis. Who would win? Obvious really as Eichmann pulled out a machine gun and sent Earp, Jesse James and Doc Holliday into kingdom come, meanwhile