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It came down in a clash and then...BOOM!And

  • It came down in a clash and then...BOOM!And just like that his favorite toy was crushed and Jonah was running across the yard to check the damage.He called out for his dad when the

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  • UPS man at the door said, "I got a package for you" with his pants off. He screamed for his dad

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  • I need to see you handle this package. I'm too sore from the size of the other ones and I need to rest my aching...

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  • back," he said, as he struggled to a comfy chair and popped a few painkillers. He'd always had troubles with his back, but today

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  • he'd been lifting heaving women off of Justin Beiber all day. Oh the nauseating smell of young horniness. The painkillers were starting to kick in. The comforting sight of

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  • the anti-Justinites filled him with glee - at least he could really give that lot a kicking rather than having to be ultra gentle with the fans. He grabbed his

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  • tongue and shouted "thas bat thee thaid!" and ran for the pet store. If Justin could open the cages, that might be enough of a distraction to get out of the mall

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  • before the old people finished their rounds. He could hear the wails of decrepit, decomposing bodies somewhere behind him as a wall of parakeets and chinchillas rushed to his aid.

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  • The whirling flock of parakeets with their brilliantly colored plumage and cheerful chirping flustered the zombie horde and they hesitated - then the chinchillas were upon them

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  • Flying furballs desended in en masse as a horde of piranha lemmings. They were bio-experiments of the shadow government, well worth the animal research. Cute - 1 Zombies - 0.

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