It came down in a clash and then...BOOM!And

It came down in a clash and then...BOOM!And just like that his favorite toy was crushed and Jonah was running across the yard to check the damage.He called out for his dad when the

UPS man at the door said, "I got a package for you" with his pants off. He screamed for his dad

back," he said, as he struggled to a comfy chair and popped a few painkillers. He'd always had troubles with his back, but today

he'd been lifting heaving women off of Justin Beiber all day. Oh the nauseating smell of young horniness. The painkillers were starting to kick in. The comforting sight of

the anti-Justinites filled him with glee - at least he could really give that lot a kicking rather than having to be ultra gentle with the fans. He grabbed his

tongue and shouted "thas bat thee thaid!" and ran for the pet store. If Justin could open the cages, that might be enough of a distraction to get out of the mall

before the old people finished their rounds. He could hear the wails of decrepit, decomposing bodies somewhere behind him as a wall of parakeets and chinchillas rushed to his aid.

The whirling flock of parakeets with their brilliantly colored plumage and cheerful chirping flustered the zombie horde and they hesitated - then the chinchillas were upon them

Flying furballs desended in en masse as a horde of piranha lemmings. They were bio-experiments of the shadow government, well worth the animal research. Cute - 1 Zombies - 0.