In the year 2078, the scientist Edwin Littlefield

In the year 2078, the scientist Edwin Littlefield will prove decisively the fact that the world is, in fact, a cube, and not a sphere. The news shocks no one.

Satellite pics of Earth are powered by ViewMaster technology, so the faux-sphericality is no surprise. The actual, cube Earth offers 6 faces to fall off of. The left one's most fun

but if you give it too much attention the right one will get jealous. Not only is the earth a cube but it a giant six-sided die. It is part of a game. The game is a gigantic versio

n of craps. No surprise there and when it and the moon came up snake eyes God pounded the cosmic table. "These dice are fixed!" Satan had exchanged Earth by a counterfeit dice

so the stars were aligning perfectly according to plan. Satan snatched up another sack of God's souls and said "Double or nothing?". God said "Fine. Ro Sham Bo. Best two of three."

"Perfect," said Satan. Once the cards were dealt, Satan started things off. "Got any threes?" "Go fish," said God. "Drat!" "Got any ones?" "HA! Go fish, you sorry excuse for

a demonic card-player!" God giggled. Satan frowned and said, "Got any sixes?" God grimaced, "Ugh...yes." "Haha. I knew it," said Satan. God put down all three sixes and pouted.

The Devil would ask God,"Have any 2's?" He would immediately reply with,"Go Fish." This was the game of the millennium, God and the Devil were betting on humanities life or death.

God, acting as the impenetrable cosmic forces of chance, held all cards at once, orchestrating a stunning victory for the Devil, whose plot to keep torturing humanity was hollow.