"The right hand didn't know what the left

"The right hand didn't know what the left was doing!", Inspector Wojkowczski said as he sifted through the evidence submitted by Det. Manatee. Det. Manatee looked at the evidence.

Then Det. Manatee went into a bathroom stall & used a disposable phone to text"Plead insanity&win the case". Indeed, there wasnt just a Manatee inthe office; there was also a mole

, big & disgusting, that Det. Manatee had just plucked from his face. He dropped the mole & phone into the toilet & flushed, causing a city wide flooding. "Now I'll swim to court!

Betty rolled her eyes in wonder.Capt.Narwal's tusk length was legendary.Could it be the good detective had been taking his Special Recipe? Det. Manatee's usual bottom heavy profile

seemed different, maybe sportier? And his tusks did seem to be longer. Det. Manatee cleared his throat. "I'm sorry, Betty, but I'll have to keep a professional distance ever since

you...and I..." It wasn't often that Det. Manatee was at a loss for words. Betty' s eyes filled with tears. "I...understand," she whispered, her voice ragged. "But promise me that

if you have a change of heart, you'll come back here and make me Mrs. Betty Manatee." Det. Manatee smiled sadly, knowing that this was never to be, but said "Sure, kid, sure." It

had been 20 years ago yesterday and she was still waiting on that hope; to be Mrs. Betty Manatee. All those other women he went out with, she saw it in the papers at the grocery st

ore. They were just flings. I, detective Betty Buoy, was hot on his trail. "You're late," He handed me a ring and some flowers. "After the hearing the judge is all ours." *blush*