Note to foldingstory users: I want to make
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Note to foldingstory users: I want to make Jakob the jewish refugee and Souperwoman the "thing" of Foldingstory. Please make it happen in the next 9 lines! I'll start it - "Can I?"
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"Sure you can!", my mum told Souperwoman over tea and biscuits. Jakob the jewish refugee brought all of us bagels and cream cheese. It made for a memorable meal that rainy day.
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What is this all over FoldingStory with Souperwomen? Who is she, and why does Jakob the Jewish refugee buy her bagels?
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The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind/The answer is blowin' in the wind/How many roads must a
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man walk down, before you can call him a cab? I'd been following Joe Greaves through alleys, fields, crossroads, abandoned shopping malls -- yet he strode on with a purpose in his
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eyes that could be crushed by no man.Mr Greaves was on a mission and he would finish it,hell be damned,Problem was,I couldn't let him succeed,no sir.Not after Bangladesh,2 years ag
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o, when Greaves helped those 22 orphans escape I had purchased just on the other side of the Indian border. He was the one with unlimited funding this time, but I, on the other han
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knew the region better than a dung beetle knows infinite space. I let it be known that he had very deep pockets which easily tripled his already high costs. At some point his backe
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d up digestive tract caused him to contemplate an infinite dung heap. If I was a dung beetle & found myself in a dung pile, it'd be a safe bet that all sentient beings eat dung
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every now and then. Not like a normal thing but like sometimes. Right?
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- 2016-04-23 14:32:45
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- 2017-09-19 01:25:38
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SlimWhitman Sep 22 2017 @ 00:08
I was trying to apply the super strong arthropomorphic principle to argue about the existence of sentient dung beetles elsewhere in the universe.
LordVacuity Sep 22 2017 @ 23:47
Yeah, that is what you were doing. I said to myself, "Hey look SlimWhitman is trying to apply the super strong anthropomorphic principle to argue about the existence of sentient dung beetles elsewhere in the universe. And he's eating Captain's Crackers." I of course knew it the same time as I did so there was no point in telling myself but I did. Not only that but I pictured who could play the Dunbe, the dung beetle in your passion play. The story of a dung beetle who can see further than his own dung heap.
LordVacuity Sep 22 2017 @ 23:52
It would turn out to be the movie that epitomized the late teens of the 21st century. Vinnie Ribisi WAS the Dunbe forever after.
LordVacuity Sep 22 2017 @ 23:54
Like Deep Throat did the early 70s. Or Reality Bites the 90s.
LordVacuity Sep 22 2017 @ 23:56
Beach Blanket Bingo for the 60s?