'Thank you, sir.' the nurse said, and tucked

'Thank you, sir.' the nurse said, and tucked the vials of samples in the tray. The sound of running feet made them look round. 'Whatever you do, nurse, don't let him

see me here. The nurse looked on confused as the patient jumped off of the exam table and ran into the coat closet. She looked back towards the door as it swung open and

out came darth vader. it turns out that the pataint was with the dark side of the force. the nurse pulled out her lightsaber and the battle begun.

"Impressive." Vader said as the nurse backflipped over the examination table. Vader used the force; a bedpan whacked her in the eye. He came at her. She stabbed his arm with tranqu

-tranq, tranquilzzzerrr, or so she thought. And that thought seemed to suspend itself inside her mind as she felt him invade it, grasp it, then mold it to his whim. Vader massaged

her mind to cool complacency. She had never felt so calm in her life. "Now, where's my kidney?" Vader asked. She began to respond but hit a mental block--her mind had been tampered

turned out to be the zombie plot to extract brains of their victims which were then enjoyed like tea bags: just place in a cup, pour hot water and enjoy. The zen zombie ceremony

required two zombies, one to pour the tea and one not to pour the tea. The brains were smoked over seaweed then dried and shredded for the ritual. The most sublime

meal was ruined when my wedding photos were passed around and the only thing the guests would talk about was my sister-in-law's stretchy-pants created camel toe. I wanted to die.