Valetta was a hidden ruby amongst the jetsam

  • Valetta was a hidden ruby amongst the jetsam of womankind. She was a whore in the bedroom, a cook in the kitchen & something else somewhere else... fill in the gaps yourself. Men w

  • eren't turned on by her hair bun, her glasses, her sailor's tongue or her judgmental stance. But when Valetta asked if they'd like another beer with their beer, well, no man could

  • resist. Valetta had five "thirsty stallions"in her stable which contained a several comfy sofas & recliners, a widescreen TV & a well stocked fridge. Valetta swore up a storm when

  • the cops showed up & demanded to see her permit. "Permit?!" Valetta scoffed. She whipped out the incriminating high-def photos & shoved 'em under Officer O'Malley's shocked face.

  • Officer O'Malley glanced at the photos with a grim,and Valetta flinched.The cops noticed the tension and gave them some space,but kept their ears open for the possible juicy parts.

  • "You remember that night, don't you, Officer?" Valetta purred like a caged tiger. "One you'll never forget." Officer O'Malley slammed his fists against his head. "I'm gonna

  • be a dog who plays soccer." Valetta stared at him in burning disbelief. Officer O'Malley slammed his fists against his head again and this time the craziest thing

  • Happened. Tuck's pepperoni pizza arrived exactly at 04:53:21 in the afternoon. The pepperonI said, "Hiya!" Tuck said hello back and passed forks to Valetta and Officer O'Malley.

  • The pizza continued looking at Tuck expecting more conversation than that! "Hey you Schmuck," the pizza shouted at Tuck, "you could at least acknowledge a Talking Pizza!" Onlookers

  • began to gather hoping for a slice of pie never imaging that the pie might be doing the slicing. Tuck turned slowly with tears in his eyes, whispered Pepperoni and then detonated.



  1. LordVacuity Aug 18 2016 @ 22:34

    Love it!

  2. lucielucie Aug 19 2016 @ 06:21

    Prequel here... http://foldingstory.com/1v3hx/iodtpz/

  3. LordVacuity Aug 19 2016 @ 08:38


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