I want to take a moment to reverse-thank

I want to take a moment to reverse-thank the weight lifting wife thanking rocket scientist fire fighter on social media. It's a two way double edged sword here.

The counter-argument against not thinking about double edge swords is that wives do not propel ice cream balloons overhead the freedom fighters' naval base. Instead my wife

threw a giant ice cream in the shape of a balloon at the freedom fighters' naval base which landed with a splodge. Ice cream went everywhere and covered everything. The fighters we

re taken by surprise and halted they're offence long enough for the Resistance to counterattack. "I knew the plan of Dr.Freezer would lead us to victory!". The ice cream armada

would charge in at full force, while the candy marines would launch dozens of candy canes at the enemy. It was kind of stupid plan, but it is what Dr. Freezer instructed. I knew

that throwing Skittles at the enemy was an unconventional tactic, but Dr. Freezer was a military genius conceivably, so I went along with the plan, but I brought along

side many top scientists to help keep the skittles in a permanent state of frozen. They were launched across the ocean to kill enemies with kindness and stop world hunger.

Instead the frozen Skittles caused widespread diabetes and unrest in third world countries. Those countries then launched bombs made from straw and sand back at us. The sand got in

President D Trump's hair so he decided to ruin Kim J Un's bouffant by launching a full nuclear attack. The End... of the world.